Are you getting enough jealousy and loathing on your travel ‘Gram? Probably not as much as me! And that’s because you don’t have the right equipment!
Hot Instagram travel shots show that you’re having a blast, and that you don’t need Reginald anymore anyway.
Or whichever slippery little man-prop dumped you, how am I supposed to know, you FREAK? But I hope you’re as depressed as me and so you’ll buy all the muck below. I get a commission when you use my links and keep it all for myself, so at least I’ll be happy someday.
You Have to Buy All This Stuff to Take an Instagram Travel Photo
2. Instagram Plate with Built-In Backdrop and Phone-Tripod
It is designed so that everyone at the dinner table can photograph their food without the distraction of other diners or eating.
10. Hire a Photographer Who Won't Screw You as Much
11. Let's break for a pro food photography tip!
Apply likewise onto the extra you hire to play the part of your new lover. No more glare, just the right healthy, scrumptious shine!
That’s all I’ve got for now you, you boobies. Add more ideas in the comments and if they’re actually any good I’ll add them to the article and delete your comment.
This is a guest post I was invited to do for this dumb site about people who travel with less stuff, you can read about their minimalist blabber-jabber and obnoxiously meaningful travel on the rest of the site, if you must.
Photo at top by Nicole de Khors.
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