Neapolitan in 20 Minutes: Learn Just Enough for Any Conversation in Southern Italy

If you want to joke, flirt, and make a proper toast in the south of Italy, you could certainly speak Italian. Or English — or Galician or Russian, for that matter, as Italians are generally only too delighted to carry on a conversation without the slightest comprehension.

But if you really want a truly local adventure, you must speak at least a little Neapolitan.

The Neapolitan language is spoken in the city of Naples, of course, but also in a range of forms across the south of Italy. It is not taught in schools and, even more than with most marginalized languages, it is seen as uncouth, even (especially) among those who speak it.1Some consider Neapolitan “only” a “dialect” — a rather meaningless distinction. If you care about that, see this rough guide to the difference between a language and a dialect. But speak it they do, and a lot of the best social/family/romantic/silly stuff happens in Neapolitan — all the more reason to dive in and learn a bit.

This site has long been encouraging travellers to learn a few ultra-local words, phrases and gestures anywhere you go; we call it the Minimalist Language Method. Skip the phrasebook bullshit about asking for directions to your hotel; if you’ve just got 20 minutes to study before your flight lands, you should learn to be funny and agreeable. This is the language that will allow you to continue an intriguing if minimally communicative conversation until pheromones/liquor/charm takes over. And this is the truly local language that offers an astounding level of insight into the culture.

We recently relocated to Naples for a few weeks, and good gosh darn was this a fun article to research. The following words and phrases aren’t just useful; they tell you a lot about Neapolitan culture and how to function in it.

Important caveats: 

  • Even within the communities of the city of Naples there is a huge range of pronunciation, grammar, and vocabulary. This is even more true of the variants (a.k.a. “dialects”) of Neapolitan in the rest of the south of Italy. Most of my sources were from the city of Naples.
  • All of my sources were quite intelligent native Neapolitan speakers, but none of them were particularly literate in their mother tongue, thanks to the Italy’s failure to teach it in schools. So spelling will vary, depending on whom you ask…
  • The audio recordings are hardly professional, I know.
  • Additions/corrections are welcome in the comments! We frequently update posts based on reader feedback.

This was originally published in October of 2016. Last updated in April of 2020 with more vocabulary and learning suggestions.

1. Toasting in Neapolitan: Aiz’ Aiz’ Aiz’…

Let’s get right down to the business of raising our glasses. You may have already seen the Spanish language’s toasting calisthenics (arriba, abajo, al centro, al dentro — up, down, center, inside). Neapolitan has something a bit similar, with just as much synchronized gesticulating with the glasses.

  1. Raise your glasses up and bellow: aiz’ aiz’ aiz’ (up, up, up)
  2. Lower your glasses for: acal’ acal’ acal’ (down, down, down)
  3. Bring the glasses together in the center: accost’ accost’ accost’ (near, near, near)
  4. Then say a salut’ vost’ (to your health) and down your drink.

You may also hear the last line said as a salut’ vost’ (to your health), and other variations.

Put all together, that makes:

Aiz’ aiz’ aiz’, acal’, acal’, acal’, accost’, accost’, accost’, a salut’ vost’. — Up, up, up, down, down, down, near, near, near, to your health.

Here’s the pronunciation (with in this case nost’):

And here’s a video with the gestures:

2. Generic Neapolitan Nouns

When speaking a language that you don’t speak, it’s important to have a couple of very general nouns. Neapolitan offers excellent options for vaguery.

These, accompanied by pointing, can get you through almost any noun-requiring situation.

It’s also nice to have the all-purpose masculine vocative, that is, a word for addressing any man:

  • Fra’! — Bro! (From fratello, or brother)

 3. Expressing Disaster and Dysfunction in Neapolitan

Southern Italy is not known as the most functional and ordered corner of the world. The language provides some laid-back ways to describe an unfortunate situation, react to it, and take it all in stride.

4. Neapolitan Exclamations of Surprise and Dismay

5. Navigating the Deadly, Chaotic Neapolitan Streets

For most visitors it’s shocking just how little regard the citizens of Naples express for life with their traffic habits. Traffic rules and signs function as mere suggestions, and most worryingly small children are piled onto and even allowed to drive scooters, often without helmets.

If you’re on foot in the old city center, don’t make any sudden turns. The motorists who speed down these streets and sidewalks tend to assume that you will continue walking in a straight line.

Generally this is all taken with nonchalance; the fact that there are a rather lot of dead and maimed children is a certainly a regional sore point, but the issue remains mysteriously intractable (similar to the USA’s situation with guns).

When Neapolitan motorists feel the need to set aside this insouciance and express themselves rudely in traffic, they shout:

Liev’t a miezz’! — Get out of the middle/get a move on/move it!

6. An Enthusiastic Positive Adjective

7. Avoiding Conversation About Your Home Country

If your Neapolitan accent is less than perfect, the delightfully friendly locals will probably switch to Italian and ask you “Di dove sei?” — some may even have enough English to sputter out a “Where are you from?”

Such a question usually steers conversations into disastrous boredom: “…oh, my friend’s aunt lives there”; “…oh, is this stereotype really true?”; “…oh, [insert national politics]”. And likely, it will no longer even be in Neapolitan, your new favorite language.

Stay on a more fun course by insisting simply and in spite of any obvious evidence to the contrary:

  • Song e’ Napule — I’m from Naples.

8. Backtracking

Your first wobbly steps in any language may well send you headfirst into a wall.

If you notice halfway through a sentence that you’re getting some unsettled looks, you can change that sentence into an innocent question by tacking on a question tag at the end. (Question tags in English include “… isn’t it?” or ” … don’t you think?”.) A common one in Neapolitan is:

And when things really go off the rails, fob it off as a joke with:

  • Sto pazziann’. — I’m joking.

9. Not Knowing

When all else fails, admit ignorance:


10. Being Broke

One should always have no money when speaking Neapolitan, or at the very least declaim that this is so.

  • Ke pacc rinda all’acqua. — With ass in the water (expression for having no damn money)


You can practice learning these phrases and a few more with a Neapolitan deck that I created for these words in Anki, which is a great flashcard system for memorization. Update: The deck seems to have been deleted from their site recently but contact me and I can email it. A big thanks to my Neapolitan advisors on this, including Maria, Raffa, Daria, and my teacher on Italki, Noemi.

Learn More Neapolitan Language

This is not an easy language to make progress in, as quality teaching materials have never been written for it. But with a bit of dedication, you can learn it. Top tips:

  1. Sign up with classes with a Neapolitan teacher on Italki. (Definitely the best option; this is partly how I nailed down the phrases I had learned on my trips and was able to do this article.) At last check there were about five teachers on the site registered as available now for teaching Neapolitan. It brings out the amateur linguist in you to go through verb conjugations with a native speaker who has never before even considered whether and how their native tongue has a grammar.
  2. Books to help from Amazon U.S.: a book of Neapolitan proverbs translated into Italian and English, this Neapolitan-English verb conjugation book and this Neapolitan-Italian dictionary.Options from Amazon Italia:
  3. Check out our general tips for language learning and an overview of the hacks for independent learners based on scientific studies.
  4. Wikisource has some Neapolitan materials.

Keep in mind that this requires a lot of patience, but the rewards and fun that come from speaking even a small level of Neapolitan are enormous.