What do inanimate objects say in French?


Tagada tagada tagada ! Boum ! Pan ! Prout prout prout !
Tagada tagada tagada ! Boum ! Pan ! Prout prout prout !
Tagada tagada tagada ! Boum ! Pan ! Prout prout prout !

The following table will aid in communication with inanimate French objects.

I have also made guides for the lesser experiences of communicating with the young and animate French, the sexually alluring French, and more.